James. 26. British.
Eclectic. Eccentric. Electric

  1. "But the problem with slut-shaming goes way beyond the problem of a double-standard. It’s not just that men and women both engage in slutty behavior and therefore no one has a right to throw stones—it’s that there is nothing wrong with slutty behavior (or, as I like to call it, behavior) in the first place."

    Oh for a society that would accept this as a given

    Source: Rihanna Does Whatever She Wants With Her Vagina and for Some Reason That’s a Problem
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  2. The Essential Casual Wardrobe

    It’s Jon Snow, it’s kick ass clothes. What’s not to like?

    I particularly want this trench coat.  And $198 is only £124. Hooray for a weak dollar. (What’s that? I don’t have £124 anyway? Quiet you!)

  3. The Men Commandments

    Having spent the past month or so hoping GQ would post these excellent rules for the modern man by Tony Parsons from their November issue online so I could link to them, I’ve decide to reproduce it here myself.

    So here they are:

    1. The slower you move, the faster you die.

    2. Money spent on dental work and travel is never wasted. Plan to die with good teeth and great memories.

    3. A man should always have access to the best plumber, accountant and personal trainer that he can possible afford.

    4. Never cheat on a woman you are not ready to break up with.

    5. You can skip anal sex and bondage, but you should try a threesome at least once. Expect a large part of it to be someone staring out of a window. Probably you.

    6. Never marry anyone you do not intend to spend your life with. The average marriage lasts ten years, so the odds are that you will not spend your life with them but that should be your intention.

    7. Drugs should be behind you by the time you are 25, unless your day job is playing guitar for the Rolling Stones (lead rhythm, not bass).

    8. Never hit a woman, a child, an animal or a man who is incapable of breaking your jaw.

    9. Never hit anyone you are not prepared to keep hitting.

    10. Never hit anyone because you are drunk, although it is permissible to hit them because they are drunk.

    11. Never hit anyone if you can avoid it. There are really only two good reasons to hit someone- you are fighting for your life or they have insulted your family. 

    12. If you hit someone, then try to keep it neat – don’t throw wild, swinging punches. Your punches should be as straight as a piece of scaffolding, and they should snap back as quickly as they snap forward (as if you are catching a fly). The exception is hooks, which should be powered by your hips, not your arms. A good hook to the body will break your assailant’s ribs – and his will.

    13. If you get involved with a married woman, make sure she is happily married. An unhappy one will drag you into a war zone. The only exception is a married woman you want to spend your life with.

    14. Good manners are important. There is never an excuse for rudeness. The quality of a life is largely about small human transactions, and politeness makes human existence bearable.

    15. You will sometimes fail. There will never be a point in your life when you are too successful, too old or too wise to fail. Expect failure and let it put steel into your soul. Be made strong by your failures and be made grateful by your success. Like night and day, both will surely come to every life.

    16. Look after your knees. If you play sport, then they will wear out quite soon. If you don’t play sport, then they will wear out quite suddenly – almost certainly on your child’s first sports day, during the parents’ race.

    17. If you and your woman have loud arguments, then you are with the wrong woman.

    18. If you and your father have loud, shouty arguments, then this is completely natural – but you should make every effort at reconciliation. The time that fathers and sons have together is limited. The tears you shed at your father’s funeral should be tears of loss and fired, not of bitter regret.

    19. There are lots of fabulous women in the world, but you can only truly love four or five of them in a lifetime.

    20. What happens on tour, stays on tour- apart from genital herpes.

    21. Public speaking and practicing safe sex are two skills you need to master. You will be expected to do both, sometimes at the same event. When speaking to an audience, you should never rely too heavily on written notes, but nor should you try to simply wing it. Both will end in disaster. Have a stack of postcards in your pocket – one for every five minutes you will be speaking – and shape your speech, highlighting the big emotional moments and your favourite cheap jokes. No audience wants you to do badly. They all want to laugh, they all want to be moved, they all want to be entertained. Public speaking is one of those things where you just have to get through the pain barrier. When practising safe sex, make sure you do not get the thing inside out. This is surprisingly easy to do, and will make breakage, leakage an assorted disaster highly likely. You will probably have had a couple of drinks and it might be quite late

    22. Learn which bridge to cross and which bridge to burn.

    23. Do no become a father until you are prepared to put another human being before yourself

    24. Never walk past someone selling The Big Issue without buying a copy. It’s not charity, it’s a job.

    25. Success is largely built around the management of pain. Rocky balboa advised, “It is not about how hard you hit- it is about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward”.

    26. Never buy anything from someone who knocks on your door uninvited unless they are clearly down on their luck

    27. Don’t waste your time on jealousy or hatred

    28. When possible, get there by walking.

    29. Friendship – true friendship with that special handful of people- takes effort. Left to itself, it will wither on the vine. So think about your friends. Love them and cherish them. Cut them some slack when they make mistakes. Friendship is important. But remember we are all alone in the universe. Never be afraid to fly solo. You were born alone. You will die alone.

    30. Think about your health, but done be obsessed with it. Resist hypochondria. We are all going to die. But not just yet.

    31. If you do not have regular orgasms, you will die. Your prostate gland will assume that you have no further interest in the human race and it will rise up and smite you down. When the coming stops, the breathing is never far behind.

    32. Never sleep with a crazy girl, no matter what they look like. You learn the hard way that it is just not worth it- usually when they are standing on your driveway at four in the morning stray-painting ‘I hate you’ on your next-door neighbours car.

    33. Love your work. Try to make your great passion and what you do for a living impossible to tell apart. This will make for a happy life. When everything else lets you down, work will sustain you – give you self-esteem, fulfilment, money, human contact and a reason to leave the house. At some point you will have to do a job you hate. This is to be expected – just make sure you know how to find the exit door.

    34. Never trust a politician, a prostitute or someone who wants you to change your mobile phone, energy plan or true love for absolutely no charge. There is always a charge.

    35. Strain every fibre of your being to resist hating someone you once loved.

    36. For as long as possible, keep the weight off, the hair on and the cock hard. This is the holy trinity of eternal youth. Technology can help, but resist anything that makes you look like a 65 year old dinner lady

    37. Seek wealth, but despise riches. A lack of money is the root of all evil. Nothing is more time-consuming than poverty. Money does not buy you happiness – it buys you time.

    38. Expect to enjoy one dinner party in ten. Make an effort with the women on either side of you- even the drunk man on the other side of the table. Ifs not meant to be fun. If you wanted to enjoy yourself, you would have stayed at home.

    39. Nobody knows the full story of marriage. Not even the husband and wife

    40. Most relationships do not end too soon. Most relationships go on for far too long. But never let your children grow up in another man’s house.

    41. The one with the power in the relationship is the one who cares the least.

    42. Stun them with your talent. Dazzle them with your genius. Never be half-hearted. Never be lukewarm. Attempt to knock every ball out of the park.

    43. A thick skin will serve you better than a trust fund.

    44. Be decent and kind to all the people who can’t do anything for you

    45. Self-pity is more destructive than heroin.

    46. Never sleep with her sister – unless she is the love of your life. And her sister is never the love of your life

    47. At the end of the day, you should avoid all clichés like the plague.

    48. Happiness will come and go- the important thing is to recognize when it is here.

    49. Luck will be both good and bad – but relying on good luck is like counting on the postman to bring you a cheque. 

    50. Never lose your temper with airport security, crying babies or other drivers. Patience will relieve many of life’s little miseries, but is a skill that needs to be learnt and mastered, like a language or a martial art.

    51. “Remember that the life of this world is but a sport and a pastime” – the Koran

    52. Only fat people skip breakfast.

    53. Never drink at lunchtime unless it’s some kind of celebration.

    54. Heavy dinners eaten late at night mark the fastt rack to bad sleep, expanding waistlines and an early grave. If business commitments require you to be in restaurants late at night, then eat like a supermodel before a massive photo shoot.

    55. The best cure for jet lag is sunshine. The best cure for a hangover is the Black Doctor (coca-cola- regular, not diet). The best 
    cure for diarrhoea is live yoghurt. The best cure for a broken heart is another trip to the moon on gossamer wings

    56. Eat plenty of fibre. Dean martin maintained that the key to his happiness in his last years was not fame, money or his friendship with Frank Sinatra, but the massive bowel movements he had every morning.

    57. The best way to keep your body fit is all the hard, unglamorous stuff – sit-ups, press-ups and being punched in the face

    58. Learn to trust your instincts. Only the dead go with the tide. Only the living can go against it.

    59. Do not prepare – begin. Time is always accelerating. With every passing season, a year is always a smaller percentage of your life.

    60. “Learn to live with what you can’t rise above” – Bruce Springsteen.

    61. Be unfaithful to every woman except one.

    62. Once you are past 30, get regular medicals. An unexpectedly good calcium score on your arteries will mean as much as an unexpected blow job did when you were 17.

    63. Routine is good. Routine sets you free. Routine gives structure to the unholy messiness of existence. But never develop a routine that you can’t walk away from with five minutes’ notice.

    64. Have plenty of sex before you settle down. Lots of it. All over the world. With all kinds of women. If you can count the number of sexual partners you have had, then you haven’t had enough. On his deathbed, asked about regrets, the poet John Betjeman said, “I wish I had had more sex.” You should plan to say, “I wish I had had a little less sex”.

    65. Avoid trouble. Stay away from the places – football grounds, pubs, cinemas, fast-food restaurants late at night – where you always get aggravation. And if you can’t avoid conflict, then hit them hard and hit them early. Don’t waste time talking

    66. Never look at a phone unless you have the time to deal with the problems it could contain.

    67. Money spent on education is the one investment that will always show a huge profit.

    68. “A lifetime is a flash of lightning in the sky” – Buddha. 

    69. Enjoy every sandwich.
     
    Hopefully neither Tony Parsons or GQ will mind me posting these here but just to be safe please do go by GQ, it’s an excellent magazine and their stuff, especially Tony’s column is worth the money.

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  4. "

    Some people think that sex is a physical capacity which functions independently of one’s mind, choice, or code of values. They think that your body creates a desire and makes a choice for you.
    But, in fact, a man’s sexual choice is the result and the sum of his fundamental convictions. Tell me what a man finds sexually attractive and I will tell you his entire philosophy of life. Show me the woman he sleeps with and I will tell you his valuation of himself.

    He will always be attracted to the woman who reflects his deepest vision of himself. The man who is proudly certain of his own value will want the highest type of woman he can find, the woman he admires the strongest.

    Observe the ugly mess which most men make of their sex lives — and observe the mess of contradictions which they hold as their moral philosophy. One proceeds from the other.

    Love is our response to our highest values, and can be nothing else. There is no conflict between the standards of his mind and the desires of his body… His body will always follow the logic of his deepest convictions.

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    Francisco d’Anconia in Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand

    (hat-tip The Good Men Project)

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  5. "Too many of us still believe that “self-respect” for a woman means chastity and modesty. If she’s wearing revealing clothing, enjoys attention, and maybe even likes sex outside of a committed monogamous relationship, we call her a “slut”—and accuse her of not respecting herself. Perhaps she does respect herself, perhaps she doesn’t. (Promiscuity is not perfectly correlated with low self-esteem, despite what a lot of pop psychologists tell you.) But in the end, it doesn’t matter. Women aren’t commodities whose value is based on their own fluctuating sense of self-worth."

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